Let me just start by saying this, I honestly thought my last relationship was going to be just that, my Last one & I hate dating. I'm seriously sick of it. I want to settle down with a long haired, natural beauty, with gorgeous eyes & seductive smile. I want to find that trustworthy, loyal, faithful, dependable, reliable, brutally honest, sexy yet classy, intelligent, passionate, open minded, supportive, nurturing, willing to compromise, compassionate, very affectionate, adventurous, naughty/freaky when she wants to be, respectful, funny & understanding girl that Does fart, (lol, that's a metaphor people, everyone does it ladies & I have a blackbelt in "Keepin it Real") that isn't going to EVER lie, act spitefully, blow smoke up my a** or make me wonder INTENTIONALLY, wants to make her man happy and love him unconditionally. Wouldn't mind a good cook too or at least tries, it's kinda hot & I'll even help! Communication is an absolute MUST in relationships. If you think Texting or Email is the best way to effectively communicate, please, just don't contact me. I'm the type that would rather resolve an issue immediately & move on as opposed having it stretch for days on end, creating negativity & resentment. I am not now, have never been & never will be a mind reader. Games are not necessary, certainly not appreciated & definitely counterproductive. Also, if you feel the need for constant attention from guys anywhere & keep a "Just in case" library of contacts, we won't work. I'm sensitive, thoughtful, sentimental, know what chivalry means, pay attention to the little things & I'll give the right one More than enough attention!! If you don't live in Wisconsin, have a picture or actually want to meet face to face, don't waste our time please!!! I love spending time with my partner in crime & physical location matters so we can. I'm a Sound & Communications technician (SMART Home Integration, Home Theater, CCTV, Security & Fire Alarm systems, Distributed audio, data networking etc etc) & by night, on the weekends once in a great while, I used to do performance stage lighting for local bands, I would DJ &/or host karaoke. Yes, I'm a recovering karaoke crackhead. Not bad either! I was in the Army for a few years so I can be very direct & tell it like it is. A little bit of a wild streak (no point to beating around the bush), I wear my heart on my sleeve & am a very passionate & creative person with whatever I'm doing, love camping (could live outside spring, summer & fall, I've even done it in the snow!!) & I make a killer camp fire without accelerants like a man’s man should, love rock shows, off-roading, hunting humans (LOL Paintball IS therapeutic, trust me!) & like to drink beer & bbq outside on a beautiful day or any other day for that matter. I'm looking for that "WOW" factor that takes my breath away & something of substance. Physical attraction IS important to me as it should be somewhat for everyone, I would think. You've seen my pics here, I'm a slender guy but I like a little somethin' extra to grab on to!! I'm 195lbs yet it's unbelievable the amount of emails I get from women that CLEARLY have NOT read my profile in its entirety. Not trying to be rude or shallow but it is what it is. Like I said, I know what I want (MUST HAVE Curves in the Right places!! Not rolls. It's my thing lol) & if we're doin' the internet dating thing, shouldn't we be able to pick from the proverbial menu anyway? I'm sick of dating & wasting time & I truly apologize to anyone that may get offended by any of this but if that's the case, we probably weren't meant to be anyway. Also ladies, YES, I AM a REAL guy lol, don't know how much more "REAL" I can make it so please quit asking. I've said a lot here & I hope you found it entertaining, to say the least. You wanna know more? Obviously I'm not shy, so fire away lol but ONLY IF YOU SEND A PICTURE! Seriously, show initiative & you just might be surprised at what can happen. Guys want to see your pics! I'm not lookin' to skip the entire process of dating, just find that certain someone to start it with that gives me butterflies, who won't just quit when things may get tough. Not the one I can live with, but the one I can't live without, who feels & will SHOW the same, after all, Actions speak louder than words!!! Apparently, this is an EXTREMELY tall order.... Good luck with your search Ladies!