I am a dynamic person that can light up a room, usually with a flashlight when the power goes out. I am often found performing feats of strength, such as opening a pickle jar, with my own two hands. I can make No-Bake cookies blindfolded. I clean when I am bored. I speak one foreign language and dabble in others. I enjoy crocheting. The CIA and FBI have me on speed dial for reasons I cannot disclose. I am often found staring into space, usually plotting things like world domination and what book I am going to read that evening. The librarians know me on sight and usually duck behind the counter when they see me coming with yet another stack of theology or history books. I am a crack shot. I have successfully negotiated schedules across 100 countries and territories, and still found time to make those No-Bake cookies while blindfolded. I collect odd objects that reflect my personality; my current favorite is the Slinky. The reason I have it is up to you. I have a following of over one million people spread across the world, with a loyal following in 105 countries. I have received death threats and one ination attempt. I have more books than bookshelves and love to dance. I have been to college. I have been to a foreign country. I have found that dance shoes are wonderful creations. I do not yet have a boyfriend. I'm single again.