Without some kind of suggestion guide here, you will get a rambling mess, and you will read it, because you never know where I will go next! Bwahhahahah!
First and foremost, I should make it known that I'm a big guy. Like, really big. I'm built for comfort, not for speed. After a years long battle, I am finally recognized as disabled by the government (NOT for my size, though I'm sure it's a factor in the decision) due to a series of issues that just add up to my body giving my two giant middle fingers. I haven't been able to work for years due to the issues. And if you're only as old as you feel, let me reintroduce myself. Hi. I'm Methusaleh....:D
I'm incredibly ADHD. I was diagnosed in 1984, with 100% certainty, thanks to one of my co morbidities. Lemme tell ya. It does NOT age like fine wine. Stuff gets worse with age. But, it's NEVER boring.
I am a music loving, polyjamorous, gamer who recently rejoined the singles scene if a 20+ year relationship ended. I am ready to start seeing what is out here for me, but it has been a long time. Things are different, as am I. So, be gentle. I am not sure exactly what I am looking for, but I AM looking.
Uhm. Let's see. If you don't like music, you would hate being around me because I ALWAYS have music playing. Not only do I love it, but it helps me cope with numerous things.
I have been labeled as an agent of chaos by my d&d groups. As well as a teller of dad jokes and puns. Been threatened with many stabbings and beatings.
Hopefully, I don't scare people off. But, figured I should give a taste of what's to come. But, I AM a hugger, and I definitely don't mind snuggling and cuddling. Might as well make use of the round shape whilst I have it. >.>
My taste in books, movies, shows, and games varies as much as my taste in music. Basically, if it catches my imagination, I am in like a squirrel in a bag of nuts.
I'm always willing to chat, but I can't see the likes, so if you want to talk, please message me. Promise I don't bite. ....Unless asked.
Profession: unemployed/disabled