----Will Update Profile soon, just returned to this site.----June 22nd, 2009 Hello, Firstly, I would like to say I am new to online dating, so forgive me if i ramble on or if this appears disjointed. Having gotten that out of the way, allow me to tell you a little about myself. My friends describe me trustworthy and loyal. Thats important because any meaningful relationship begins with a firm foundation of trust, and since I am solely interested in a "meaningful" relationship, trust is paramount. It was once said that Love cannot exist in a vacuum of trust, I firmly believe that. I am loyal almost to a fault, I see the best in everyone and as such I am willing to weather the storm with you rather than abandon ship at 1st sight of a gathering storm. I am an optimistic-realist. Things ALWAYS can get better if both are willing to make a genuine effort, I for my part will always be willing to do anything and everything in my power to improve upon a situation. Having said that I am not naive enough to think that I can make someone happy and make a consequential difference in their life if they are resigned to being unhappy. Trust me when I say there are some people who despite your best efforts and bona-fide intentions won't allow themself to expierence joy and bliss. I am not saying to avoid the un-happy like a plague, just be cognizant that it takes two willing people to make it work. I have an abundance (an over-abundance actually) of joy, happiness and energy to share with you. I am always in a good mood even when things arent going my way. I have to forewarn you, I have a rich sense of humor, I LOVE to make people laugh and bring a smile to their face. The person I make fun of most (besides G. Bush) is myself. I have an insanely self-deprecating sense of humor. At the same time I relish intellectually challenging and stimulating conversations. We can discuss, not argue about anything under the Sun. I am intelligent (ok, its obvious my writing skills are horrendous-but to my defence IQ has far more meaningful measures than writing skills), educated and read often enough that I am current on most issues. I am semi-stoic, in a sort of Marlboro Man without the Marlboro's and a swashbuckler sans scurvy type of way. In a relationship with me you can EXPECT the following: respect, trust (including but not limited to faithfullness), honesty (both emotional and intellectual), attention and devotion. Essentially if we feel that there is a connection I will do my absloute best to make you happy, and stimulate you in every concievable way. This is Win-Win all the way, everything to gain with nothing to lose (unlike most other things in life). Each day that pes is a lost opportunity to expierence life the way it was meant to be. My being here demonstrates I am ready, willing and more than able. So much for a brief "blurb", sorry. Ok here is a brief blurb: Interested in a man who is confident, charming, compionate, intelligent, educated, witty, energetic, faithful, responsible and will satisfy your every need ( wants too) then let me know. I dont mage on 1st dates, but am willing to make exceptions if you say please, just kidding you dont have to say please you just have to want it. Ps. I am drug, disease, smoke and drama free ( had all my shots and immunites..just kidding). As a footnote I have been divorced for over 15 years, so I come with absolutely no emotional baggage whatsoever, as tabula rasa ( clean slate) as it gets. Short history of medicine: 2000 bc - "here, eat this root" 1000 bc - "that root is heathen, say this prayer" 1850 ad - "that prayer is supersional, drink this potion" 1940 ad - "that potion is snakes oil, swallow this pill" 1985 ad - "that pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic" 2005 ad - "that antibiotic is artificial, here EAT THIS ROOT" Truth is really stranger (and funnier) than fiction. Lastly: 85% of people in person look roughly the same as their photos depict, 10% in person look worse, and 5% actually look far better. I am in the 5%. I have NO doubt in my mind if you can get past these photos youll be pleasently surprised if we ever meet. PS: the photo with my tongue is what I think about taking pictures