I hate "dating." I see online dating as a necessary evil due to my complete lack of a "social circle" since moving to California, but it's impossible to imbue a proper appreciation for the awesomeness that is "Hank" with only a small set of relatively non intra-personal paragraphs. There are two fundamentally conflicting sides of me. In Myers-Briggs terms, there's the ruling INFP side and there's the lesser INTP side. In plain English, there's the intuitive, emotional, loner/slacker. He's a hopeless romantic always dreaming of that perfect beautiful relationship (but painfully aware that it's a myth). He's the guy that has to fight to not cry at Sam's Club while watching the scene in Superman Returns where everyone watches him fall out of the sky, unconscious, then the first responders are rushing *him* to the hospital. He's the guy that sees at a bar when a girl is flirting with an oblivious guy. He's the guy that sees relationship troubles in couples when they think they're hiding it perfectly well. He's the guy that gives serious marriage advice/input to an old crush's husband at the ten year reunion. He's the musician that performed at every talent show and acted in many of the high school musicals. The logical side of me though is the guy that set records for high scores in the math compeions and never had anyone the same age or younger score better within the entire county. This is the side of me that I tend to keep to myself, as writing that sentence will no doubt have turned off many people reading this profile. It comes across to many people as bragging or egotistical. This "INTP" side of me is the math-geek/engineer/programmer/philosopher side. This is the side of me that understands or figures out how every part of everything works. It's what makes me just randomly fix things that are "broken" and why I've read books ranging all the way from the semi-Buddhist views in "The Holographic Universe" to the hard-core atheistic views of "The God Delusion."