I should hire a presidential speech writer for this stuff... About me? I'm interested in too many things to do everything I want to, I'm usually sarcastic, sometimes compionate, always trying to get a laugh, too old to hang out with the people I do, and too bored by people my own age usually. I'm a geek one minute, a "Stereotypical Guy" the next. I hate confrontation and drama, but I'll stand up for myself when I have too. I like planning my vacations, but I rarely stick to the plan. I'm a hopeful cynic. I'm a realist, but I don't let that stop me from wishing for more and better things. I'm simply complex.