Yes I have a warped sense of humor, don't take a whole lot very seriously, and I love to have fun every chance I get. I try to live life with no regrets, but sometimes I do things to make me regret that philosophy! I am open minded as long as you are saying something that I agree with. Sometimes I judge people, sometimes I throw stones from my gl house, and sometimes I take candy from strangers. I am not perfect.....because I am a man dammit! That's what makes me who I am! I live by a few simple rules: Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible? You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.