Well the name's Shawn and for starters the concept of love and marriage and finding people to sleep with is just way too mainstream...it's like going to Starbucks and pickin up coffee. Only reason I go to Starbucks is for brownies and that fake expensive juice they got and the restroom.TMI? So what I'm interested is this....that what most people would call *ahem ahem* "special someone" and I get a body modification operation and exchange body parts like fingers and feet or maybe even buttocks...like we can exchange left buttocks...or right if you prefer take this whole relationship thing to a whole nother level. Lol, just kidding. Now on a more serious note the name's Shawn, graphic designer by practice, creator of jokes and cheesy 1 liners, watcher of movies, and tv, picky eater extraordinaire, gamer of games board, card, and any others you can think of, a friend amongst friends, who would travel to great lengths (and by great lengths i mean up to 50 miles...maybe more depending on how great they are and they pitch in some gas money) for a friend. Ah yea as a forewarning I tend to laugh first then help, but feel free to laugh at my troubles too. Life should be funny if it ain't you're doing something wrong and need to cut that **** out. Like I'm the kind of dude that when I die, i want everyone there to laugh an joke about me an how I died, and if 1 person sheds a tear they're getting kicked out of the funeral. Also I lied earlier...I do smoke...ribs, chicken, other types of meat, i got pot...in the kitchen sink if you want some...along with roaches which are on the floor, ceiling, and some are in the kitchen sink too, ah yeaaaa...and if you want some weed got a ton of that out in the back yard too...lovin the jokes so far? Lol...so as of now goin back to school for an ociates in IT, while doing freelance and contract work. While working on a quarterly publication with some friends , and working on my very first flash game, amongst other things. As for what I'm really looking for well that special someone of course..sure can kick it as friends at first (pretty much) and see where things go.