I'm a traveling comedian/lounge singer... It'd be cool to find someone to come to hang out with me when I have shows and enjoy the little things I mostly enjoy alone...like the free hotel sewing kits & shower caps, meeting other famous people for $7 buffets, 25 cent slot machines, free bottled water, wearing sungles in buildings to breakfast at night, people dancing on bars, having fun and stuff like that. I was gonna keep my "performance ideny" hushety-hush-hush because I didnt want you to google me and get the wrong idea about my work or my adult movies. my long adult movies. Im kinda kidding, kinda serious. Most of the time Im kidding. Seriously. Take me seriously for a second. If you dont think this kind of fun works for you- come to my show and let me prove you wrong. If I didnt make jokes - I would cry with boredom in a kind of "global integrity & values decline" depression . I think I almost did just typing that...my bottom lip did that twitchy thingy. IM JAY SMITH (aka JIMENEY CRICKET) & IT IS LONELY AT THE TOP... ah,who am i kidding-its lonely where you are,too. Hit me up on my email or myspace if you want to. i had some red head tell me she couldnt tell which person was me in the pics...i look different in every pic...im like, well, im NOT vanilla ice, and im NOT blake lewis, and im NOT shock g! so figure it out! i look different everyday! somedays im "rockstarish" and other days im in my PJs all day, evs. most likely gonna ignore my mingle account after today. sh!ts way lame. COME TO A SHOW A MEET REAL PEOPLE THAT LIKE TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN!!! www.myspace/fsh or just email me directly - jaysmith209 at gmail.com - peace minglers.