It's super-hard to sum myself up in a few paragraphs, much less what I'm looking for in a man. And notice I say man, because if I was just looking for a guy I'd be in the high school parking lot, k? Let's start with introductions. I'm MJ, aka Martini. I'm 21. Don't let the age fool you. I'm an old soul trapped in a young girl's body. A body sculpted by yoga and dancing ;-) I'm perplexing but not at all complicated. I think I'm capricious, some would say eccentric. I'm terrified of spiders, floods, and making an idiot of myself. I have to peel the skin off grapes before I eat them, and I have a permanent case of road rage. I never take anything seriously unless someone says "now, I'm being serious here..." I'm very opinionated (it's gotten me in trouble). And I have an IQ of 131, so don't talk to me like I'm a child. YES THE PROFILE HAS BEEN UPDATED. I LOVE MY SON, SO DON'T WASTE MY TIME AND YOURS BY PRETENDING TO BE CLUELESS. Let's move on to interests. I love sports and going to the gym. I'm a big history buff. I like the Discovery & History channels. I love music; it's what keeps me motivated. I think it's the greatest thing in the world. I make it, mix it, and dance to it. I sing into anything that'll listen. Let me serenade you, you'll see. I like to take advantage of the outdoors when it's nice out. I have perfect penmanship. I also like to cruise the city, work on my car (yes you read correctly), horseback riding, the beach, sprawling on a blanket in the sunshine, pools, art (meaning water colors, oil pastels, acrylics, silk screening, colored pencils, collaging, spray-painting, PhotoShop, & ceramics), writing, cooking, rock-climbing, anime, RPGs, Dance Dance Revolution, ARCADES!, movies, bowling, tennis, softball, volleyball, badminton, golf (not whole courses, just teeing off), ping-pong, beer pong, drinking (mmhmmm see if I can't keep up with you), && kicking back with my partner-in-crime (best friend). What am I looking for in a man? There are some qualities I tend to go for physically- Preferably white. Big intense eyes, especially blue or green. A captivating jawline. Cute/quirky smile. Strong arms. And def a plus if got that sexy V thing going on. I like surprises on a guy's body when it comes to piercings and tattoos, a few are fine, but a whole body tattoo turns me off. I would strongly prefer it if you're up to hitting the gym with me, I detest lethargy. I'm also very hygienic, so my man has to know how to take care of himself. None of that, flip-my-shirt-inside-out-and-I'm-good-to-go bullcrap. PLEASE, no matter the occupation, your fingernails could always be clean. I look for someone who's almost as crazy as me. Paradoxical and good-natured, and spontaneity is a huge turn-on. When you can keep me laughing, you're off to a good start. I'm not going to lie to you, men of the world. ***I want to be spoiled.*** Don't get the wrong idea--I didn't grow up spoiled. I have worked hard for EVERYTHING in my life and if anyone wants to badmouth that then they can answer to my fist. Assault is like a parking ticket to me, don't piss me off. If you want to message me here are a few guidelines: I will ignore ANY AND ALL one sentence messages. I have a brain and took the time to type out at least this much of my life for your enjoyment. You can offer me a little insight into your life too, it's a respect thing. I am NOT on here to talk to people that are old enough to be my father. DO NOT talk to me if you are older than 35. Or married. A side note, no I don't want to have some "fun." I'm looking to settle down. No drama, no lying, no bull****. No picture=no response. Sorry it's only fair.