Hi.. .Double entendres n play on words, sarcasm n puns keep my quick wit on point. Love talking to quick witted to match. Humor is front runner for me. New in town. Used to race cars and motorcycles. Tired of being third wheel. I love to have fun and do fun things. I love outdoor activities and people. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy, and I'm NOT a sugar momma. I don't borrow money nor do I lend money. So jokes need not waste your time. Real men, ready to retire, life is about to begin if you like simply having fun, sports and laughing.