Hey y'all, I'm Doug. I'm an old Country boy; a Southron Gentleman in the spirit of the Old South. A trucker, and an old fashioned, man of the world. I'm mature-ish (occasionally goofy), stable, loyal, dependable, and peaceful. I'm gentle, tender, loving, and caring; but I can also change gears and manhandle you in the bedroom if that's what you want. I'm normally friendly and polite (in a habit of calling women I've just met, darlin'). Unfortunately, they take the "darlin'" as flirting. It's not, just me being friendly. Quoting Inigo Montoya from the Princess Bride "Let me start from the beginning... No, there is too much, let me sum up"... the woman I married in '95 got very sick, was comatose for two weeks, nearly died. After she woke up, she told me point blank to look for a new woman in case she did die so I wouldn't be alone. That was 2008, she hasn't passed yet and I'm not looking forward to it when she does, but she did give me a death bed order. Which is why I'm here, I'm following orders, but I'm only kinda looking. Meaning you're gonna have to make First Contact (nod to Star Trek right there). I'm a Nerd/Cowboy (Nerd from my interests before Cowboy took over, and Cowboy from growing up in Kentucky and Florida), after I grew up I was tested and found out I was a Meyers-Briggs ISTJ, came out of my shell after high school. For medical professionals reading this, I'm a TBI/Glasgow Coma Scale 3 survivor, had a near fatal mororcycle accident in May of 1985 when I was 21, was deeply obtunded and comatose for 5 weeks, turned 22 in the hospital just after I woke up. Was bad off to the point the doctors pulled my folks aside about 4 weeks into my 5 week coma telling them "With his level of physical injuries and the length of this coma, IF your son wakes up, he's likely going to be a vegetable (and I hate vegetables), are you capable of caring for him in such a situation or should we just unplug the machines now?" Like a wide variety of things, randomly thrown out here...sleeping naked after I'm showered, I used to like swimming (four right rotator cuff tears and two surgeries nixed that), anyway, I like the Prime series Reacher, Ford trucks, Country music (George Strait is KING, Alan Jackson and Brad Paisley are Crown Princes), Queen, Bluegrass, Zydeco, Rock, Heavy Metal, Death Metal, and Classical. Love Horses, Dogs, Cats, and other furry critters. Love Italian, English/Scottish food, old (but still in colour) movies, various TV shows, and politics. Of politics, I voted for Donald Trump in 2016, 2020, and 2024. I actually look forward to a Trump dictatorship. About you... You're a White Country girl (I'm ONLY interested in White women; not black, not brown, not yellow, not any mixture thereof). You know your way around a ranch/farm/kitchen, and please, NO peircings aside from earlobes and maybe nipples but most definitely NOT your nose (cattle have nose rings, I'm not interested in cows). If you have tattoos, they need to be tasteful and not too many please. I don't expect you to be as ADD/OCD as I am, just please don't be a slob, my first wife is and it drives me crazier (I'm already slightly touched in the head and her slovenly behaviour almost leads to divorce), but then she got sick again (never really got "well" since she was comatose in 2008, and I'm not enough of a douchebag to leave a woman who can't take care of herself. Anyway, you like cuddling naked, feeling my hairy chest pressed against the softness of your breasts, sleeping naked (not necessarily for sex, but like me, you just like the feel of nothing between you and the flannel sheets), I put flannel sheets on my bed in the Fall, switch back to Cotton in the Spring. You support your man (me) in all his endeavours, because, ♫I live my life for you, think all my thoughts of you and only you, everything I do I do for you♫; ♫you are mine, I possess you, I belong to you forever♫. Very much prefer to remain in the Southron States (Virginia - South and WILL NOT travel to Maryland or DC looking for love, sorry girls. Last thing, despite my Conservatism, I do NOT follow them inasfaras religion goes, I'm an Atheist.