Hey y'all, I'm Doug...a song just started running through my head, Firefall from 1976... ♫You are the woman that I've always dreamed of/I knew it from the start/I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart♫ I'm an old Country boy; an Omega man of the definition that Omegas are intelligent, romantic, at times slightly introverted, and overly sensitive,” Omega types are “most comfortable in their own company.” I reject social status, I eschew social interaction, I'm not on, and WILL NOT sign up for Fascistbook. You wanna find me, I'm on Quora. I'm a Southron Gentleman in the spirit of the Old South. A trucker, and an old fashioned, man of the world. I'm intelligent as well as smart (my IQ was 149 at last testing, my knowledge is gleaned from school, books [and schoolbooks], life experiences, and common sense). Mature-ish but occasionally goofy; stable, loyal, dependable, peaceful, chivalrous, gentle, gentlemanly, tender, loving, caring, friendly and polite. I'm a Meyers-Briggs ISTJ, I like a wide variety of things, randomly thrown out here...Pizza, BACON, Provolone cheese, flannel sheets, flannel shirts, black T-shirts, boxer-briefs, Wrangler jeans, the Reacher series with Alan Ritchson (the runt Tom Cruise version isn't worth a piss, I mean, seriously, Jack Reacher is 6'5" in the novels, little Tommy Mapother is 5' 7"), Ford trucks, music; my musical tastes are all over the place too, Country, Queen, ELO, Metallica, Bluegrass, Zydeco, Rock, other Heavy Metal, Death Metal, one hit wonders of the '70's and '80's, and Classical. Love Horses, Dogs, Cats, and other furry critters. Love Italian, English/Scottish food, old movies, various TV shows, and politics. Of politics, I voted for Donald Trump in '16, '20, and '24. I look forward to a Trumptatorship. If you vote democrat or supported Harris, there can NEVER be anything between us. About you: You're a White Country girl (ONLY interested in White women; not black, not brown, not yellow, not red, nor any mixture thereof). You know your way around a ranch/farm/kitchen, and please, NO peircings aside from your earlobes and maybe nipples but most definitely NOT your nose (cattle and hogs have nose rings, I'm not interested in cows or sows). I don't expect you to be as ADD/OCD as I am, just please don't be a slob, my first wife is and it drives me crazy, almost to the point of divorce, but then she got sick again after she totaled her car in June of '24 (the accident weakened her to the point she's almost wholly reliant on using a wheelchair [she's transfers from the chair to her car; from the chair to her bed, etc.], she never really got "well" since she was comatose in 2008), and I'm not douchebag enough to leave a woman who can't take care of herself. Anyway, you like cuddling naked, feeling my hairy chest pressed against the softness of your breasts and nipples. Sleeping naked (not necessarily for sex, but like me, you just like the feel of nothing between you and the sheets), I put flannel sheets on my bed in the Fall, switch to Cotton in the Spring. You support your man (me) in all his endeavours (been a trucker for the past 30 years, likely gonna retire as an O/O [Owner Operator] sometime in the next 10 years). I've lived in Northern Virginia since '78 when I was 14. I've grown weary of the politics, population, and attitudes in NOVA, because of this, I'm planning to relocate to be with the woman I meet here. I'd VERY MUCHLY prefer to remain in the Southron States (down the Eastern seaboard to the Gulf of America, North/South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Louisiana, Alabama, and Texas; north to Kentucky and Tennessee). If you live on the East Coast north of my present location in Virginia, I'm NOT interested". Last thing, I'm a Conservative Atheist. So if you're "god fearing" or religious by any stretch of the imagination, we're NOT a match.