Moved to the area 18 months ago and haven't partied since, (its a beautiful place but oh my gawd is it boring) i really need some fun...I live in an old Bedford TK horse box that I kitted out myself, and it is beautiful...well actually I don't at the mo, I have been forced to live in a house, i have long auburn dreads and I don't wear makeup,(there are so many orange girls round here) I don't wear perfume or wash my hair, and I don't wear knickers.., I'm handy and can pretty much do owt, I can operate a JCB, lay turf, mix cement, dry stone wall, change a car wheel in 4mins27seconds and make anything from wood...I'm fit as ****.and although I graft like a bloke I'm very feminine....I haven't got any time for blokes who preen themselves constantly, so if you regularly attend the hair dressers or tanning salon please dont get in touch, instead go and get some muck under your fingernails and diesel on your clothes, be a man...I like the smell of a proper man and aftershave makes me feel poorly(although the ylang ylang in brut aftershave drives me wild) .i am honest, maybe just a little too honest for some folk..I'm also highly intelligent and the funniest person I know., therefore honesty, intelligence and humour are the qualities I look for in people I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ONE OFF ****S THANKS..