I gotta say this, some of you girls are a riot, you put in pics of yourselves wrapped around your x boyfriends/of yourselves with a bunch of other girls in the pic and want me to guess which one is you,of yourselves in pics so small or blurry that they are obscure/and of your butt or s or unrelated photos of Pokemon'/ of yourselves pulling up your maternity blouse's to reveal your bloated ,pregnant stomach's, ,lol, I haven't seen such a sideshow since Alice Cooper's last concert,,then the rest of you want me to "ask" you for a pic,(Listen honey,,lol,,if you don't have a pic up already , then in my book your either not serious, not confident, or not human ) lol,,I might be wearing a little grease paint, but that is my real pic, and I am looking for a "real" date ,,, lol,,Really!!! I'l put one in without the grease paint as soon as possible,, I don't drink myself , but I don't mind a light drinker, I smoke, but nothing that is not natural, so the first one that lights up a crack or crank pipe or pulls out hypo's , or trys to solicite prosution,,,will find themselves walking home or worse ,,,arrested,I have zero tolerance for that kind of activity,,,if you are bi or a lesbian, transvese,morphadite, -queen or was a man before you became a woman through the miracle of medicine , or you listen to alternative music,, again don't bother me, I will do a back ground check on you , so if you have any felonies,maybe you should explain now,rather than me finding out later which will result in guaranteed disaster ok, that being said, I work alot in the public eye, and do not need to have child abusers/rapists/murderers/or thieves in my circle of friends, I love family, but I don't want to date yours, if you have to call mama daily or the sun rises and sets on your family, then your not secure enough,, to date me,,, I believe my last g/f left me because her dad needed a drinking buddy to go to the dog-track with and I wouldn't fill the bill.I'm not in this world to live up to your familys expectations, and my time with you should not be hampered by what your girlfriends think of me,,,if thats the case , then your girlfriends might as well choose your dates for you and take them for a test-ride too, as to make sure "its " good enough for you,, I am not violent or abusive towards women,I am a gentleman, at one time there was alot of us around, guess they don't make em like they used to,, I am not the jealous type ,I do not like overly jealous women, I think its ok for my g/f to hug/cheek kiss/or flirt with friends, I'm very tolerant , but for a lip kiss , there better be a dam good reason, but on a date , especially a first one, there will be none of that , , it would be disrespectful to me for my date to flirt with other men , Maybe we're not a match , but I did not gawk and flirt with other women , and I expect to be the one to drive her home after the date ended, I am not a MIND READER, and don't try to read my mind, if all else fails, try words, ,, I am not a VIRGIN, If we actually ,, "did" anything, its nothing that I haven't done before, duhhh If ,,God forbid, you are infested by std/crab-lice/hiv/herpes/hep/warts,,etc, please/please/O Please, don't bring it here,, For those of you who don't know what love is,, "Love is NOTHING , without RESPECT/HONOR/LOYALTY" I am not a babysitter! If you are a child, then you should look for a child to date, If you have a child, I don't mind, but I will not be raising children at this time ,,I will be on tour, if your looking for the father of your child , it wasn't me! I don't care who you worship, as long as its not Satan or a giant Owl statue,, I was raised in a christian atmosphere, however don't try to drag me kicking and screeming to church ,I practice with my band on Sundays My income or methods of income is my own personal business, I don't need a bookkeeper,, I do not need a maid! If I'm not sleeping/playing video games/watching movies/flying aircraft online/jamming/writing lyrics/fixing cars/ fixing other broken down things/promoting/shopping/fishing/tanning/painting/or feeding the cat,, then I must be cleaning the house and yard;) I am a good protector, but I'm not a hit-man, If I was ,I would be one of the best, I am in an 82nd family, I do not hunt or kill for sport, my Cherokee side forbids it, if you notice , the Cherokee side has also robbed me of my chest-hair,I believe it was a pentance for my sins in my former life,,I am not looking for a central controller or for someone to hook me by the nose and lead me around, nor do I want a woman to wear the "pants" because I do not look good in a "dress", If a relationship occurs out of our dating, then oh well,if it happens ,,, it happens,,, that doorway is always open, , I am a musician, with you/without you , I will still be a musician,and one more thing, I will not cheat on you, that is my word, and what good is a man whos not true to his word, however if I decide I want to be with someone else, I will end our relationship first , I would expect no less from you, the pain of your leaving would be far less for me,than the pain for my clap clinic visit,,also I would expect you to at least have a part-time job or better, this is for you , not for me,I dont want your money or charity, I only want to make it on my own steam, also,, Before I was doing the Alice Tribute, I was doing a Black Sabbath tribute,, just in case your a Sab fan,, I am too, ,please feel free to contact me if you have any questions that I'v not covered here,or if you just want to chat, ,,,hugggs!!