Come out from hiding would ya? I’ve been searching for you online, in churches, in grocery stores, bars, singles groups, book stores. You're way too good at this game. It’s your turn to find me. I won't make it very hard. Promise! Here's you - • 40 - 55 years old • Kids are over 15 years old • Work a typical day shift • Are anywhere from slender to a few extra pounds • Have a car (and can use it and are willing to use it) • Are gainfully employed • Will speak your mind plainly. Don't drop hints. Sometimes I need to get hit over the head with 2 X 4 (figuratively speaking!) • Like sports but don’t have to be an athlete. • At least a social drinker • 420 is ok by me...not really my thing tho • Have spent time in prison - not mandatory :) • People call you smart Me? • I’m 6’0, stocky build. • I believe in long, slow, deep, soft kisses that last three days - quote from Bull Durham • Am a Twins & Wild fan - the others too, only not so much • Like corona & honeywiess • Drink socially- that means when I'm out, I'll have more than 2 or 3. I may be legally drunk but don't fall down or make a fool of myself. I have other ways to do that. • Kids are in college • Divorced over 4 years - we ALL have baggage. It's the unhandled baggage that is a problem. • Have a license, car, apartment and job. • Have books and know how to use them... doorstop, hold up shelving...kidding! • Like biking, hiking, bowling, darts, pool, movies, plays, musicals, karaoke, golfing, and so much more. • Here's the clincher - my mom says I'm a good kisser! Us – • Will talk about anything.. the sillier the better • Give each other **** but not mean it • Walks under the moonlight • Walks in the woods • Will be as comfortable on the couch as out and about • Can’t keep our hands (and other body parts) of each other • Cook meals TOGETHER • Call just to say “I’m thinking of you” • Sit on the deck or beach with tails and watch the sun go down • Will be teammates, bestest pals • Mutual mages It’ll be easier to find me if you don’t count too high!