First, make sure you read my profile. There is information on here that is important to know. Second, if you don’t have a profile pic, I’m not going to respond. It’s not difficult to put one up. Just do it. Third, if you are a real person, your first message to me should probably reflect the fact that you’ve read this profile. Lastly, I’m looking for fun and excitement. Texting, discreet phone calls...maybe more. Double Lastly...in case you skimmed past...I am married. Which is why discretion is an absolute must.