I am a selfish prick. If you think that I seem like a nice guy, you don't know me well enough yet. I'm not. I'm the guy that your mother warned you about. With that said, I am the awesome type of narcissistic jerk that keeps people coming back again and again. I am fun to be around, I have a good sense of humor, and I will roll with anything. I love to have a great time, and I have a great time around great people. If you are a great person, definitely give me a private message, or a private mage, or maybe just $50. If you aren't a great person, you can still PM me or give me $50, but the more fun you are, the more fun you will have. You are a great person if: -You have a good sense of humor -You laugh at all my jokes -You don't sacrifice (tactful) honesty for political correctness -You buy me lots of stuff -You have a strong sense of self (that doesn't mean obnoxious) -You find me irresistibly attractive -You like living -You know lots of cute girls who would be interested in me -You aren't afraid to look dumb if it means having a great time -You want to clean my gutters. -You have real goals that you actively pursue. -You just won the lottery. I am building a fulfilling life for myself right now. If you can't handle that, don't even bother. On the other hand, if you can handle not always being the center of attention, and you want to come along for the ride, I invite you to come with me on an adventure. Lets make music together. All in all, I haven't really told you anything about me. I could, but I think that it will be more fun if I don't. Feel free to make up stuff about me so you can brag to all of your friends. Don't worry, I'll cover for you. My screen name is ArdentPause on AIM, Yahoo, and Hotmail. I like meeting new people, so drop in anytime, or, you can spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been. -ArdentPause