downwiththefunkystuf "Free for now"
40 year old man from Byron Bay, New South Wales      Looking for relationship Last seen over a month ago
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**FREE MILKSHAKES** HUH !! WHAT !! WHO SAID THAT .... Well my name is Karl with a K ... I believe only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go .... I know that the tooth fairy does not exist ..yes i still have all my teeth ... A long time ago I discovered that flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp...I once figured out the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.... I think with sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. I can count from zero to infinity in 25 minutes. I fudge, hug, sing, and duck - Not necessarily in that order with a cherry on top. Years ago I also discovered how we would walk if our knees were on backwards. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving..I also discovered that against common wisdom two girls involved in a cat fight will not randomly start kissing. soo why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love... Then i do not know ... good not evil :) What I'm Looking For What am I looking for? Well, you know, it's kind of hard to really see the point of saying "someone kind, loving, smart, funny, beautiful, with a laugh that lights up a room and a smile that could melt diamonds"...I mean, who isn't? You don't see many people with "I'm looking for a cruel, hateful, dumb, somber, ugly person with a laugh that sounds like a donkey having an epileptic fit and a smile that could break gl." Let's just leave it at 'no expectations, no roles to play'. Yet I don’t want to settle for just anyone… openess .. no bagage fun with a good heart is a start :) **** THE END ****
Profession: entrepreneur
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Height
5' 10"
Body type
Athletic
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Lifestyle
Marital Status
No answer
Have Children?
No
Smokes?
Occasionally
Religion
Other
Want Children?
Undecided/open
Drinks?
Occasionally
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