Not gunna lie people. I am fantastic. And not in the Fantastic Four super powers and ability to save children from burning buildings way - but in the lovable nerd I will not leave you alone until I make your life an amusing and factual hell kind of way. You WILL enjoy the sheer insanity and randomness dammit - or I will hack the bejebus out of your WoW account and lay some horrible voodoo down in that creepy cemetery your house happens to be built over. Seriously ladies, what more could you want than to spend your evenings with and odd, possibly insane lil cray cray like me? On second thought - maybe you should just lock your doors and windows and pray to whatever gods you love that I go the heck away.