Have now been newly single for - oh what seems like ages really. Have discovered that the kitchen is not such a scary place after all, (I want to be like Cy and Dave, the Hairy Bikers when I grow up). What's this pointy thing for - ouch - damn. Still haven't discovered where the plasters are. I am house trained. Mostly self trained I think. I understand about leaving the toilet seat down. I like to dunk biscuits (but if you hold them under for too long they die!). Like to travel but my wings have been clipped temporarily - big trip coming up. I like 3 Toed Sloths. I like Nev. If you don't know who Nev is, just You Tube "Bear Behaving Badly". If you already know, I love you. If you are a man I love you but as a brother in a purely non-sexual, secure in my own sexuality way. Excuse me. Can't scare me! I like beer. Brown beer, not foreign yellow stuff (well unless it's hot out). It has to be made properly and taste right though. I don't like so much beer that I feel sick, fall over, feel ill in the morning or feel woozy at any time. I don't have any tattoos. If I did though it would be.........oh forget it, I'm really not likely to have one. Shopping is for girls. Standing outside the shop with all the bags, looking bored is for boys. Trust me, standing outside is better than being in the same shop as handbags, clothes, jewellery, hats and shoes. We don't mind coming into underwear shops. We really believe that we have something to offer in this area.