I'm lazy, unmotivated to bathe, and play online RPGs all day. I'm also moderately retarded. I've recently ended a 5 year relationship with my first cousin. Will you please love me? If you managed to make it through that... and are still interested... I worry about you. Now for the truth: I just graduated with my Masters in teaching. I moved to Orlando to get away from the cold northern winters. I love Disney World - I worked there while in college. I love my job; its an excuse to play with kids all day and get paid for it. I like to go to the theme parks and people watch... and make fun of tourists. I love silly and sarcastic people. Cheesy comments usually make me laugh too.