Hello, I'm an author of science fiction and human fiction who is dreadfully afflicted with Asperger's and accordingly is pretty socially retarded (even a little retarded in other ways too) so first dates are usually terrifying chasms of anxiety and awkwardness that I can't wait to get beyond, assuming I don't blow the first impression hahaha. 😝 I pick locks as a hobby, and it's been very helpful in a couple of lockout situations. I am a father figure to two not-so-little girls who don't live with me but I see them pretty often. ♥ I laugh and joke a lot and I love dark wry politically incorrect humour. I'm a kid at heart, and an adult to varying degrees dependant on moment-to-moment necessity. This really comes out when playing with my girls. I have dad mode and kid mode. When I'm alone I have my inner self, the persistent voice that won't shut up, which tends to be a bit darker. As a person who struggles with depression and anxiety, a pervasive sense of bleakness is a significant part of who I am as a person, no matter how hard I try otherwise, so I cope with it using humour, and I press onwards despite it all. I keep going through the moments of despair and try to enjoy the moments of sunshine. Accordingly, I'm looking for somebody who understands the struggle but also the determination to keep going anyway. Psychedelic-friendly. My most enlightening moments have been facilitated by LSD or mushrooms. Check out some of my writing at: hmfriendly.wordpress.com