I am single, have no kids and am not gay. Haha! Despite a gruff exterior, I'm a nice guy. I like to talk about all kinds of things, and enjoy listening as well. I'm not nearly handsome enough to be vain and have been called a fashion disaster, but that's OK with me. I'm not here to find the love of my life (although it would be a nice surprise); rather, I am always ready to meet new people. I am gregarious and witty and can get along with almost anybody. I do not suffer fools well, though, and dislike opinionated people who have no room in their ego to listen to someone else's differing view. I smoke and drink and ride a motorcycle. That said, I hope I haven't come across as too picky. Like I said, I'm just looking to meet somebody and make friends. If it goes farther, great. If not, we'll both benefit by having met another person. I am loathe to judge books by their covers, and hate to sound picky, but given a choice, I tend to like shorter women. And that's all I have for now.