2011 Things I'd like to change 1. wish I was 3 inches taller 2. wish I had green eyes 3. meeting certain people 4. racist people 5. judgemental people 6. will add more later Things I hate 1. a bad haircut 2. constantly late people 3. bad breath 5. night terrors 6. eating too much 7. slow people on left lane 8. forgetting money in other pants 9. people that honk half a sec after light turns green 10. repeating myself more than once. 11. girls that think I'm gay 14. people constantly pushing their religious beliefs on me 16. girls that constatly want u to 'open up' 17. idiots that think they can just cut to the front of the bathroom line 18. sissys that act hard with their crew 19. girls that kiss and tell 20. popcorn stuck between gums and teeth 21. not finding remote 22. leaving keys in car 23. running outta hot water during winter 24. hair in food 26. scuffs on new shoes 28. when my hair dosent behave in the a.m. 28. smell of a busy public restroom....blaaaahhh 30. people on cell at movies... really..wtf 31. mcdonals putting onions on my burger..cuz then I have to wipe them off with the mayo and I love mayo 32.married girls that get jealous....seriously....you're married....remember 33. security at the airport 34. when my friends bring out **** that we 'put in the vault' 35. getting chills/shivers in public (the kind that make your shoulders shake) cuz it just looks gay...lol 36. those automated things u get when u call a big company...they should have the option...if we have pissed u off please press 1 Things I love 1. my crazy family 2. my close friends 3. having straight teeth 4. luck with women 5. science channel 7. having a good job 8. a good conversation 9. smart women 10. buffalo wings (hooters) 12. women who at least offer to pick up the tab 13. bartenders that hook you up 14.the internet 15. cartoon network 17. dessert 19. finding money 20. happy hour 18.people that aren't as smart as I am.....lol 19.comedy central 20.uninhibited women 22.funny friends 23.girls wit junk in da trunk....oh yeah!! 24. true redheads 25. women wit foreign accents 26. whoever invented manicures for women 26. allure by channel..women love it!! 27. cops that give u a break 28. mom's cooking...mmmm 28. girls that make the first move....that's fu. cking hot! the facts: 1. im fun to be with 2.im shy not conceited 3.i like to flirt 4.i love women 5.i dont lie to get a woman to like me...(i finally figured out that the truth works better) 6.i know what women want 7.if i give u a compliment its both because i mean it and because i know its what u want to hear(and theres nothing wrong with that) 8.i still havent grown up....but thats what makes me fun 9.i dont mind watching chick flicks 10.id rather watch sports with the guys 11.if a hot girl walks by and u catch me staring....relax it means nothing its the same as if im watching a nice car drive by 12.