My name is Rachel. I go to NYU. I'm a borderline monstrosity, but at least everyone notices when I walk into the room. I laugh too loud and I'm definitely not politically correct. Falling is my forte, I think it's because I'm so far up from the ground... it makes one a bit unbalanced. My diet consists of turkey sandwiches, fruit, and easy mac. On the rare occasion I'm not broke, Tosos and queso get thrown into the mix. I'm deathly allergic to strawberries, and deathly afraid of losing my hair. I love getting mail, but hate writing letters. I don't believe in Ohio, oppossums, oranges... generally things starting with "o" are not real to me. Most people tell me I'm hilarious, but I think I'm just honest. Blenders also aren't real, by the way. No one uses blenders, they're for show. I tend to pregame for life, and there are 12 empty handles in my oven, which I also don't use (again with the "o" words). Leggings and towel dresses are my uniform of choice, and Across the Universe is the soundtrack to my life. 5 hours is the average length of a nap for me, because usually I only got 3 hours of sleep the night before. I have paper towels moonlighting as toilet paper and a trashcan posing as a small table. Everything in my dorm is jenky. I really enjoy playing in the snow for about 15 minutes, eating Pinkberry for hours, sitting on my and watching Law and Order: SVU for days, and looking in the mirror for eternity. I think I have a lesbian crush on Marilyn Monroe. NOT INTERESTED IN: Zeno. Infinite numbers. Cream cheese. Taco Bell. Change/coins. Post-its. Love handles. Donnie Darko. Hairy feet and hands. Vegans. Weird piercings. Kites. Sig Figs. Coasters. Flourescent lighting. Wallets. Keys. Walk-ups.