Ok ladies, listen up cause I'm only gonna say this once.... I am a man. I am disgusting, rude, egotistical, abnoxious, smelly, and stupid. I have kids. Two of 'em. I am divorced. I still talk to her. Why, wouldn't I? We share the kids so its pretty much necessary. I am sick of trying to meet women. It's mostly a waste of a good pitcher of beer and more stressful than should be necessary. I have a job. M-F 8-5. I make enough dough to support myself and my kids. I have a car. I have a house. Well, actually 3 cars and a mobile home. So what! I live in a trailer. Show me another one nicer. My extended family is huge and mostly around here. Mostly white trash and redneck but what can I say, I love 'em all. Well, all that being said, if you think you want to get to know me, think again. Can you put up with an intellectual? Do you really want to meet someone that might tick you off? Do you have the patience for an immature smart? Think so huh? Well, prove it. I'll be here, taking care of my own stuff and raising my kids. One more thing. Don't be a moron. If you don't get my jokes, you won't think I'm funny. And I'm hilarious.