First and foremost, I am a single parent. I am not a weekend daddy, I have my son 90% of the time. I am hoping to find someone who can respect that. Okay, now onto my not so serious side: I like to consider myself a down to earth guy. I enjoying laughing and playing practical jokes on others. Life is too serious, why would you not want to have fun with it. I am more diversified than the United Nations, I am my own melting pot! I lead an active life, I love strapping a helmet onto my head and flying down a mountainside on a bike dodging trees and boulders. I have only managed to separate my shoulder to date. Not bad! When that fantastic winter weather comes calling i feel compelled to strap a plank to my feet and once again avoid trees in poor visibilty. When it's too cold for that, I can be found sitting on the bench in an arena grasping for that last breath of oxygen or tripping over the blue line from exhaustion. Recently, I have taken up Kickboxing! I must be closer to my mid life crisis than I thought. The hi-lite of this lastest escapade was having my handed to me by a woman! Fret not, I did beat that 16 year old though so there is hope for me yet. I do have some odd hobbies for a guy. I enjoy gardening, and I mean gardening. If you hate getting your hands dirty, then stay away from me through the summer months because I will be putting you to work in the garden. It seems as though I have become a slave to my yard. I also have another odd hobby (which has nothing to do with your toes, breath a sigh of relief now), but that one will remain silent for the time being. You will have to ask what it is at a later date. Do not worry, your toes are safe! Warning: Anyone one who is not from the province of Alberta or relocating here can piss off! That being said, based on the people contacting me I highly doubt you have the ability to read English anyways. Yes, this is harsh but I am tired of being pestered by you green card shoppers! Okay, on a lighter note, whose up for dodging traffic blindfolded? PS This is the 2000's, women should be comfortable making the first move, and that does not include "winks" or kicking me in the . Step up, take a shot! Guys do it every day!