Skeptical of meeting someone unique online? Read on. I'm intelligent, direct, very honest and a little bit of an enigmatic goofball at times, it all depends on which medication I choose to take for the day (I like the blue ones. No, not THOSE blue ones). I have a somewhat sarcastic sense of humor but I know when to restrain myself. I like to talk and love to listen to other people and usually don't have problems making friends. I look pretty good (most people are able to look at me without getting sick) and I have great looking eyes (thanks mom). I'm independent in that I can can cook, clean and shop for clothes by myself (thanks again mom), but that in no way means that I wouldn't enjoy sharing those things with someone unique (who's willing to do the dishes). I'm loads of fun too! Karaoke? Rock climbing? Strip poker? Road trip to Deloot (nice accent huh)? Go-karting through the neighbor's yard? Running with the bulls in Pamplona? Running down the up escalator? Go on, dare me. I'll do it, dragging you right along! Oh yeah, I'm honest too. I'm so honest that I failed lie detector tests in eight different police precincts in three different states. I mean, uh- did I type that out loud? ANYWAY... I'm looking for a woman that's looking for a good time (how's that for cheesy). You can be a dervish on the dance floor, an alchemist in the kitchen and a juggernaut in the gym (no need to look like a juggernaut however I'm a sucker for nice calves). You're adventurous in that you are more intrigued than afraid when I say "HEY, I've got an idea!!!" You have a great sense of humor; quirky/sarcastic/kooky is a good mix. I enjoy being entertained by a woman as much as the next guy (get your head out of the gutter, save that for later). You can talk about anything and everything. Tell me a story. You like to have fun both outdoors and indoors, dancing, biking & fitness is a huge plus. You're independent yet not afraid to let someone into your life and share your emotions (I can't believe I actually said the "E" word). Last but not least, you more than appreciate the quote "Well behaved women don't make history," you live it!