Ahoy! Yo! I’m an empty-nester, bachelor, distinguished gentleman and smarty pants. Me? Optimistic, not overweight, and have a full head of thick hair [ Well, Ain’t I Special. Doh! ] 😇 However, I have no facial hair. I prefer you are the same [wink, wink]. Ha! Also, intelligent, honest, and a good listener. Prefer talking on the phone or meeting up vs. endless texting Benefits of dating me: You’ll be dating ME! 😎 I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point. Aloha! ☀️
Profession: Secret Agent / Undercover Spy / Ghostbuster / Zombie Apocalypse Fighter / Ancient Alien Theorist / Former Rock Band Leader / Retired Proctologist / Future Cult Leader