Ahoy!
Yo! I’m an empty-nester, bachelor, distinguished gentleman and smarty pants.
Me? Optimistic, not overweight, and have a full head of thick hair [ Well, Ain’t I Special. Doh! ] 😇
However, I have no facial hair.
I prefer you are the same
[wink, wink]. Ha!
Also, intelligent, honest, and a good listener.
Prefer talking on the phone or meeting up vs. endless texting
Benefits of dating me:
You’ll be dating ME! 😎
I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point.
Aloha!
☀️
Profession: Secret Agent / Undercover Spy / Ghostbuster / Zombie Apocalypse Fighter / Ancient Alien Theorist / Former Rock Band Leader / Retired Proctologist / Future Cult Leader