Where to begin... 26yo, blue eyes, spiky blond hair, I'm very intelligent and I need someone who can keep up, or follow me blindly...either way works for me. As I said in my headline, I'm seeking a partner. Of course, this means I'm looking for a long term/permanent "thing". This also means When I call you at 3 in the morning and tell you I need a shovel and quick, You don't even put on makeup, and you drive fast, because we need to get rid of a body. Winston Churchill said "The perfect wife is someone who feeds you, loves you and never leaves you." Truer words have never been spoken in my opinion. However, I need more than that, because I give much more than that. I need a girl with a dark past, who has done things she is not proud of, who has fought for things vehemently, only to have her efforts thrown back in her face, as she crashed & burned...again. She wants a completely fresh start...all previous "sins" forgiven (I do forgive all things before me, but during and after, you will be held accountable for your actions no matter what the cirstances. I.E. Well, I was drunk. So it's ok right? Just dosn't ****ing cut it with me anymore. Also, I expect the same expunged record policy, and future expectations in return. Why would I bother to give you rules if I can't follow them?.) This is the only kind of girl that could potentially make the kind of promise of commitment to me, that I would be making to her. Because she's the only kind of girl who knows what It's like to be me. Other (preferred but optional) criteria: Sarcasm An undefined sense of desperation Self-defeating atude/ inner struggle Sociopath Preferably deaf, why deaf? because I can articulate my thoughts better on paper or on a screen than I can off my tongue. Street-Hockey, music, video-games, and card games are my current favorite p-times, What are yours? You have to like pot...just have to. Willing to be my best friend, lover, confidant, spy, informant, wheel-man, whatever...you do it all for me, and I guarantee, there will be no problems with reciprocation. I realize most people will be put off by this profile, but that's ok. I only need it to get through and appeal to one person.