I lie, cheat, steal, have multiple affairs, stay up all night doing heroin and spend all day drinking cheap whiskey. I swear constantly. I got my finger broken while trying to make a pass at my good friends wife when he punched me in the nose. I really like rap music. I have dandruff, bad breath, herpies, and inch long toe nails. I pick up hookers. Give preachers the finger. I'll forget your birthday. I don't have a job. I need someone to co-sign for a car loan with. I don't bathe or shave for days. And i smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day. If you have similar interests and feel we could be friends e-mail me and i will reply as soon as i can get to the library at the prison. Don't ask for my # or e-mail because you can't talk here. Dead give away you are fake.