Brethren.... Ye have gathered here today that I may present unto ye my profile. Please be seated as this may take some time. Firstly I cannot bear the cliches like "must have sense of humour", hands up anyone who has NOT got a sense of humour.....? Speaking of humour though, if you know who Cambot, Tom Servo, Gypsy and Croooooow are then we will probably get along like a house on fire. Not that we won't if you don't, but I like that type of humour. Not quite as rock n roll as I used to be (though I do still like the same classic rock music as I did in my 20s). No false illusions here, so, Im not tall dark and wealthy. That said, I've no debts either, and no 'ex' problems to inflict upon yer . I like like rolling my sleeves up and getting stuck in in the kitchen to make a nice meal, though its not much fun cooking for one,(as it happens Im just having my 1st ever attempt at making toffee in between typing this, wish me luck!) ---- update, the toffee crashed. I tried doing something with Japanese knotweed last night ---- I do a bit of trading part time in stamps (I'm on a mission to make stamps exciting and sexy, I want it to be classed as an extreme sport) and funky novelty items like $1,000,000 bills. I admire things with a hint of the goth around them....skulls.....silver....black....white....gothic crosses.....the dress sense of Tony Iommi (I mean now, not "then"), but no I don't live in a castle dungeon and I've nothing against 'pink & pretty' or whatever happens to be a woman's taste. You are unique and I like that. Like most single people Id like to think I could meet that special person who I can stay with, but if I just make some new female mates along the way then all well and good. I don't send first messages anymore, there's only a certain number of times you do that without even receiving a polite "no thanks" before you stop doing it,ok so I understand that the women in places like here have to put up with the pervs, wierdos and nutters coming at them, but the problem any decent fellers face is getting women to acknowledge them at all. So if youre a nice lady of about 40ish upwards then come and say hi with no obligation. (Edit....... I think those pics were about early to mid last year if I remember right. Nothing new to see except my hair is a lot longer now and tied back most of the time. I started some new volunteer work) Oh, and Im the sort of bloke who helps your elderly mum across the road and I can say the long name of that place in Wales. Having read this far, there could be 101 reasons why you might want to pass me by. If so then good luck with your searching. Please ALSO pass me by - If your dog is more prominent in your profile than you are.I'm sure it's a very nice pooch but I don't particularly want to view it from several different angles just yet. If your main profile pic is one of yourself and your 27 year old daughter and you used it hoping to get asked which one is you. [ Quick edit .......It does say smoker in my details up there but I've been using electronic cigarettes successfully now for some time and haven't touched tobacco, so although I'm still taking a nicotine dose does that entitle me to call myself a non smoker ?, well, I don't mind either way if you don't, I mean like I'm not going to persecute you if you happen to smoke] Finally, be nice to your kids, they will be choosing your nursing home. You've been a lovely audience, don't slam the door on your way out, thank you and g'night. xx