I crack myself up and will try anything...once maybe even two times and if it feels good 94 times. (btw-I have no idea wha' i m doin' with my fingers in that photo). I worked in Genoa City for Victor Newman last year and had an affair with drunk Nickki. Herb Lubalin was my hero. Milton Glaser is a close friend of mine as is Dolly, Reba, Emmy Lou and "No Show" Jones. I own a keyboard, guitar, harmonica, African drum, and will continue to buy instruments until I find one that works. My wish is to play like Earl Klugh one day. In the mean time, I'll continue to support Home Depot until I learn to measure properly or electrocute myself. I obviously lack any sense or mental stability and wouldn't date me if I were a woman. Gotta be a creative unstable female that would put up with me. I do flowers (groannn), cuddle (another groannnn), a great listener (insert big groannn here), eat mostly vegetarian meals, enjoy short trips and gittin' loss while on them. My perfect woman is CREATIVE, jogger, likes yoga, adventurous, spontaneous, sick sense of humor, a genuine smile, infectious laughter, ain't afraid of power tools (Whoaaaa-BYOI Bring Your Own insurance), and a little brain. Who wouldn't mind visitin' Switzerland just to see the LHC. On a good day the String Theory, Rachmaninoff, even Walter Benton, is open for discussion 'til it's time for Homer Simpson or the Hundred Acre Woods. And in closin' even with all her money Oprah is a bit large for my taste.