Do you like Nascar? If you do.....then please get the **** out of here. But, if you enjoy crazy sarcastic banter.......step right up! Who am I? That's a great question......how're you supposed to describe yourself when your moods are always changing as well as your age and surroundings. People farting in public entertains me for some reason. People who laugh a lot are the company I choose to keep. If you say goofy things that's fantastic. I will like you. If I trip and fall down...you should laugh. Why? Because it's funny. When I shake a soda up and you open it and get sprayed......I will be engulfed in laughs. (You should be too...and want to get me back!) A person who can enjoy these activities is the person I want to be around. It's extraordinarily sexy when a girl can play jokes on you. If we're drunk....let's commit a random act of vandilism together! Hmmm....let's knock those garbage cans over....."ouch..why'd you push me into a bush?" LOL Yes, there are many other things I seek in a woman....but the truest woman will have a sense of humor, for that's the key to my heart. Besides, my sense of humor..... I do many things. Dropping sarcastic bombs is an ol' fav' of mine. It's such a rush when razzing your friends. Of course...it's even better when a friend can make a hilarious comment back at you! I'm fairly intelligent. Some would say I'm a nerd. So be it. My philosophy is that if you like many diverse things such as "reading books, clical music, hip-hop, house, clic rock, rap, current events, buffalo wings, basketball, museums, weight lifting, Marquette B-Ball, Bucks, Packers, Brewers, Pool, darts, golden tee, bars, clubs, driving old-beater cars in corn fields, then how are you a nerd? Gee, I have so many interests...maybe it's because I"m a better genetic specimen than you? LOL (I'm a SARCASTIC BASTARD) There's just so much out there that interests me ......I'm so openminded. I laugh at the little things in life....such as when my little sister was a toddler....she used to call McDonald's = Donalds....lol. Seeing a goofy looking person on the street.....that's amusing to me. Being at the bar, and seeing the drunkest person make a fool of themselves....that's amusing. Playing the same song on a jukebox 7 times is hilarious why? Because it pisses people off and that's just amusing. Dark humor is amusing too. Girls that are cute physically but highly intelligent are hot......Girls that are hot physically but not intelligent.......are not amusing. I don't how to describe it...but there are just certain types of girls I date. Typically, they're the ones who are always laughing, cracking jokes, and are a blast to be around. Most of the time they will probably have more guy friends than girl friends. Although, it's not always the case. They're up for doing anything....like meeting new people....just pure fun.