Okay first of all I DO own a car I DO have a job and I am not a felon lol....the amount of women that have to include that in their requirements doesn't really shock me but hey, they can't all be as awesome as me right? HA! Really I'm not conceited I just pretend to be. So, gl half full half empty? You going to drink that? I find it hard to accurately describe who someone is based on what they like or don't. The pieces never = the whole and I've found, more often than not, that two people can like the same things for very different reasons. However, I will give it a shot. Let me point out that I am not looking for a warm body. I am looking for a teammate, a soulmate, my other half. To really fall into another and make something better than either could be alone. Cheesy? Maybe. I do believe it exists though and wont settle until I find it. That being said, laughter comes easy to me, even at myself. If you can't laugh at life whats the point? Yelling is for emergencies not arguments. There is nothing that can be said to another that can't be said rationaly and with a cool head. I enjoy my emotions I just don't let them negatively affect my judgement. Mind over matter? Grace under fire or whatever I guess. Drama is for soap operas and teenage reality shows. I do require some me time here and there it's not personal it's just how I tick. I have a horrible poker face and I'm apt to lose myself in projects. You may find me under a hood or hip deep in pieces of some new contraption. I've been a fabricator for many years and put my skills to use often. I rarely buy something new when I can fix the old. Function over fashion. I enjoy the outdoors mostly but I can be found on the couch for a movie or video-game here and there. Vonnegut, Bukowski, Hemmingway, Tolstoy, Adams, just a few of my favorite authors. I cook. Quite well and I enjoy it. I have a large southern family and for the most part we all get along. Good food and lots of b.s. at the get togethers lol. I play a few instruments, prefer piano/guitar and love to drum around the fire. Not really lookin for ridiculous amounts of money just want to live comfortably. Hammocks are awesome. If I don't have to wear shoes then I wont be wearing shoes. I like confident women that don't beat around the bush. Br tacks baby...br tacks. I'm a sucker for singers, gles, freckles, piercings, tatoos, eyes are the gateway to the soul, but in the end the brain is the sexiest. I'm looking for a laid back woman who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty and doesn't sweat the small stuff. Que Sera Sera and all. Quirky, unique, and fascinating with stories to tell and wisdom under her belt. Jokes a must.