You wanna know my story? There's not much to tell, I'm just an average engineering graduate/budding rock star/heroic polymath/comedic mastermind/internationally traveled gentleman/amateur psychologist/amateur philosopher/professional winner/aspiring novelist. What do I want out of life? It's pretty simple. A stiff drink and good conversation. Provide me those and all you need to do is step back, I'm a destructive mess of awesome heading right towards your face at terminal velocity. I'm not really planning on living past 30, so I have to get mine while I'm still kicking and ruining lives. If you see something you like, don't hesitate to fire me a message. I don't bite, unless you're into that kind of stuff... in which case it's going to cost you an additional 5 dollars ;)