I am a fun person and a funny person, I was not blessed with the greatest looks so, my selling feature would be my personality that goes on for days. If you can get past the looks, we'll be alright. I have the best sense of humor that you could imagine. I do have a serious side. That would be my left side. I save my right side to be funny with. I am carrying a lot of guilt right now. My dog got hit by a car last week and he is no longer with us. All I can think about is the times he would hump on my leg and I would kick him lightly and tell him to stop! I really feel pretty low right now for not letting him hump on my leg, I would do anything to bring him back. To be honest with you, I wish he was here humping away . Enough about my dog. . I don't have any money in the bank. I live from check to check. I use coupons, to save money and I compare prices and shop around. I don't put out on the first date And I don't like it when women try to pressure me in to having sex. I've learned that some women will use you like a piece of meat and after they have sex with you, it might be days before you hear from them again. My perfect match would have to understand my sense of humor. I love a girl that can get me to laugh. I have been separated since 2001 and my ex-wife is getting remarried. I think that is a pretty good clue that we are not getting back together. I never really liked her anyways. I was just in it for the sex and three boys that I love dearly. Can one of you nice ladies, give a guy like me a break? I'M STILL TRAINABLE!!!!! I hope reading this brought a smile to your face.