Just moved back to the Phoenix area from Michigan. Currently in school working on my BSN. Glad to be back in the sunshine, but I'm tired of being the third wheel when I go out with married friends. I'm done with clubs. I don't lie to women anymore or chase one-nighters. I'm a simple conservative guy with a sarcastic sense of humor. I love to make people laugh, even if it's at me. Hoping to find a sarcastic woman with no kids who understands sports, isn't high maintenance, and isn't looking for a man to "fix". Ask about the U Haul truck. Funny story.