So, I'm given a few paragraphs to elaborate on my life that may inspire interest in females I've never met. Why the hell not? Well, I guess my female friends would describe me as mildly effeminate and fun to hug. I'm told my sense of humor is sarcastic/obnoxious. I must concur. I enjoy joking around, but I'm discreet enough to know when to be serious. I'm an avid reader of political science and religious commentary. I'm an absolute horror film fanatic. I love many different genres of music, it's hard to pick a favorite. When it comes down to it, I'd have to say my favorite music artist is Tom Waits. You score extra points with me if you've even heard of him. I love cooking. I am a master of the culinary arts (my language may be euphamistic, but it makes me full of happy). I work as a technician in a Verizon Wireless retail store. The greatest compliment I ever received was by a friend who said, "Matty, you ARE the grey area." I'm always open to questions and chat, don't be shy to hit me up!