I've been on here for over a hundred posts now and I figure that it is time to actually talk about myself. I'm very conceited when it comes to my body. People who don't like it are either lying, jealous or straight up retarded. Don't tell me to gain weight because I can't(I probably eat more in one day than most of you eat all week). I apparently love to flirt, although I don't realize that I am doing it most of the time. I am extremely sarcastic. I am NOT nice or romantic. If you're looking for "that" guy, I probably threw him off the boat. I will NOT spare your feelings by telling you that you look great in the morning when you CLEARLY DO NOT. I am bad at handling caffeine. If I drink two cups of coffee I will literally run around in a circle for an hour. At random moments in my day I will get a hard on. I don't usually know why and I don't care. You will not embarr me, I am the least shy person in the world. I will do something dumb just for the sake of doing something dumb. If I find you to be attractive I will tell you, regardless of your age. I don't care if you're 19 or 57. I absolutely hate when people shortcut words. Do not send me a message with the words 2day, str8, wat up, or any other stupid thing that falls into that category. I tend to shed clothing when I drink. I would probably end up if my friends didn't stop me. I have absolutely NO respect for people who cannot form their own opinions and/or constantly seek other peoples approval. The only approval you need is YOUR OWN! I have a ridiculously deep voice for a person of my size or of any size. I'm talking Barry White deep. Just because I can have sex with you, does NOT mean that I will(although it is pretty likely). Okay, that pretty much sums it up. I don't know what else you could possibly want to know, but if there is anything I left out or something that you would like to know about me, then ask.