Me: Professional, Hispanic, intelligent, slim, sane, clean, adventurous, funny (2 years of improv comedy on my resume), direct, sincere, patient, loyal, caring, kind, pionate and NOT afraid of commitment. Not really into sports, long working hours, internet chat or pets because I am more interested in live human interaction. I prefer to spend my spare time (not leftover time) with the person I adore: __________ (you may enter your name). I also come in different languages: english, spanish and portuguese (just set the switch in the back). To be honest I am very tired of always writing the same cliche profile, about completely opposite things like taking long walks on the beach and cuddle, cooking candle dinners and eating out, living to the fullest and stay home to read a book, being quiet but opinionated and so on. Or the ones that exclude you from the start: "I'm a very busy person, 2 jobs, workout, college at night and 3 kids over the weekend. I am looking for...." (IMPOSIBLE!!!) I found so many profiles written on the gray. The requirements on those profiles I read are usually very vague or totally overwhelming (with a hint of anger) that seems like the you are rather the host of "The Amazing Race". I WANT A RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT RE-ENACTING "The Lord of the Rings" Trilogy before you agree to meet. I apologize if you get ofended with this but it seems like the one interested in you have to jump through so many hoops and prepare cliche answers that looks more like a job interview or a circus act rather than a date. Believe me I read your profile and I also like to do all those things with you, but basically it lacks of your most important basic human needs and unfortunately everything you look for in a person builds from it, I know I'm not perfect but I could be that person you were searching for so long and more... The catch would be if you understand what else I look for and meet me half way. If you are not thinking I'm a disgusting pig at this point and all this make sense to you drop me a line, you will have a partner for life. Promise all the romance, lust, pion and eagerness but not the drama. A wise woman told me once: "If you get steak at home, you won't need to chase fast food... But overtime we tend to send out our beloved partner hungrier every day and then we get angry and feel victimized because we found out they were getting some 'on the side'" At least you can give me points for being HONEST and REAL for skipping the obvious and telling you what else I am looking for(and maybe you): What I'm looking for?: Ideally a strong friendship towards developing into a steady relationship to last a lifetime, lets play by ear and see how it grows and where it take us. Looking for ONE woman: __________ (you may enter your name again)who is intelligent, adventurous, direct, sincere, loyal, with a great sex drive, multi orgasmic, attractive, creative, wild in bed, with high stamina and disease free. One that is not afraid to talk about sex, she will be direct enough to put it straight and just say when and where. Distance?, not an issue, I'll go, you'll come or we can meet halfway. As far as your looks, I'm not too picky, although it would be nice if you're in good shape. Thank you for reading it... Happy trails... First meeting I would prefer to be a casual meeting more of the minds and eyes, get to know you over a drink (hot, cold, soft or hard), take a walk or dinner. Definetely no slow dance or kisses on the first date... That will be the from the second date on... Again" If all this make sense to you drop me a line, you will have a partner for life. Thank you kindly.