Hey my name is Mike. I'm a real doushebag so the ladies really love me. I don't need to be in a serious relationship. We can just hang out, have fun and see what happens. I love me a skinny girl but don't feel disqualified if you're not. I also have a weakness for younger women so if you want to love me and leave me I can handle it. I'm also perfectly capable of being in a loyal monogamous relationship if you are special enough and feel the same about me. Just let me have my hobbies and you can have the rest of me. ;) I could care less about earthly authority as the only person I answer to is my Lord Jesus Christ who is the ultimate judge and God of the universe. I love trading massages, I love a good movie, I love good food, I love warm summer nights and warm weather in general. I love a girl who respects her man. I have no interest in women who think they can rule the world. Call me a chauvinist pig if you want just don't call me late for dinner. I may come off rude but there is sweetness behind it. MOST IMPORTANTLY: If you are a scammer who is going to try to get me to buy you gift cards or some garbage YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME.