I read all these profiles and it never ceases to amaze me how much alike they all are. Often I see the "wanting a petite woman", yet the guy seeking such is nearing 300 pounds himself. The 420 ultimately has to be the biggest turn off for me, it just isn't my thing and I have nothing against anyone who smokes but that just seems to come before any other "quality, trait or requirement" that is being sought after. Personally I don't care what you look like, don't much care if you live in your parents basement and having beautiful teeth also doesn't mean squat to me... I guess my only "standards" would be that I prefer you to have some type of reliable income, don't owe oodles in back child support and be over 5'9". I don't have a problem with the height of others, I guess I just feel better standing next to someone taller than myself. No girl wants to be the amazon woman! We all have a story and finding your other half isn't easy, nor should it be. If you want simple then go order a #3 at Burger King and get off this site. I am an outspoken, headstrong, reliable, loyal and kick butt kinda chick. I'd prefer to get drunk and play air hockey over going out or having a crap load of people over to the house.