Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Roger, but I go by numerous aliases, including, but not limited to: Rager, the Squire of Saskatoon, Zack Gallagher, Vladimir Wong McPerez, Bunny-Boo, and, of course, the Phillybuster. Any of these, or any that you can think of, are acceptable, with the exception of George. I would rather be called ****face Beaversticks than George. Oh, and my last name is Crane. Please take a few seconds to reread my headline armed with this knowledge. *pause for groan* I'm currently taking time off from university, working as a mercenary. My two clients are a library out in Queens (as a tutor) and the double-decker tour buses (as the idiot with the microphone). I love it when I log onto these sites for the first time in two years and discover all the outdated pictures and profiles and the like. I'll try to include one that's more up to date. If you have any other questions, please feel free to send a message to the address on your screen. Thank you for your patronage.
Profession: Student