Hi. I don't like creepers. I like to sleep. I have single-handedly killed off every plant I have ever owned. I never get out of work on time. running is something I have no use for unless something is chasing me or if my destination has candy. If you lend me a pen or lighter I will most likely try to pocket it...not necessarily on purpose. If you are actually interested in more than finding a place to stick your shlong (or shlort), that'd be awesome. If not, and you still decide to message me, I will either: A) ignore your dumbass or B)chat with you and exercise my sarcastic remarks because there is probably nothing better I have to be doing at the moment. Anything else, ask. I have no idea who the heck you are, so I have no reason to lie.