I'm looking for an older woman who is done with the bull**** and is ready for something real. I cannot promise to be all that and a bag of chips, but I am a real honest person, and who knows where we can go if we take a little time to find out who we are. I'm pretty strictly scheduled, but it makes my off time that much more valuable, and certainly worthy of a good woman's company. For those who might be wondering: Erythorbic acid is a preservative commonly used in soft drink production. This is not to say that I have an acidic personality, but that I was beaten to the punch by someone else for every clever screen name I tried to come up with. A quick glance at my Mountain Dew promised a nickname that I was certain NOBODY had come up with. And it was better than turtleherder1078 or whatever. -Mike