HI, My name is chris. Almost everything following this paragraph is a lie. I am actually married and have been for over 7 years now to the same woman who, for some reason, keeps taking me back after finding things like this on the internet. Mostly, I beg and cry and promise not to do it again, etc, and then once I've weaseled my way back into her life, I bring everything crashing down around her before she ever has a chance to heal from the last time. She's the one who took all those cute photos of me that I've posted here. :-D I'm a compulsive liar and a serial cheater with severe ADHD who has no m comp and no legal job. I got kicked out of the Navy for failing a drug test and have been unable to hold down steady work ever since. I have a daughter by another woman who doesn't live with me and I still want more kids, I guess from one of you lucky ladies as I've stated below. I wonder why on earth my wife doesn't want to have any of my kids? Enjoy the lies: I am new to Cali and looking for a funny and smart woman for a long term relationship. I just moved to Long Beach from Denver. I work as an private investigator for International Claims Specialist. I'm a licensed investigator in Cali, Arizona, Texas, Minnesota, Illinois, Missouri, Iowa, Colorado and Oklahoma. I travel a lot and love it. I'm also going to school for my paralegal certificate. Once I'm finished, I plan on working my way through Law School. Besides working I enjoy reading,cooking,watching movies, clubbing, walking along the beach, fishing. My favorite TV shows are The First 48, The Office, Flight of the Conchords, Family Guy and The Colbert Report. I'm sarcastic but usually positive minded. I find humor in the small things in life. I was an Intelligence Analyst in the US Navy I'm really into photography. You might see me out with my camera. I'm looking for someone that's cute, fun, honest, educated and open minded. Someone that's diverse and open to try different things. E-40 concert on Friday and a broadway musical on Saturday type of person. My ideal match must like to read and be comfortable in a bookstore. The main thing is just being open minded. There's so many different cultures and people in LA. I'm looking for someone that is interested in cultures other than their own. I want to be with someone that has goals and is working to acheive them. Besides that... I'm open to anything.