lifeisshortbehappy "Omg, you kissed prince charming, and now he has turned into a frog- *hiding from you evil women who would take advantage of that, yes you, the one putting a pot of water on the stove, i see you."
57 year old man from Cibolo, Texas      Looking for intimate encounter Last seen over a month ago
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About lifeisshortbehappy
I work for the church, So obviously I am not putting my picture up on a site. I am looking for a second chance at love my wife is to say the least unpleasant to look at, intimacy with her is akin to starving on an island where the only source of protein is your pet dog. OK so you have to do it, but you are gonna put it off as long as you can right? Now if this has not scared you away from this site, you need to know Im the same guy with a good looking picture when you swipe left, only I wont tell you I am married there.
Profession: gigalo
Physical Appearance
Height
5' 10"
Body type
A few extra pounds
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Lifestyle
Marital Status
Separated
Have Children?
Yes, sometimes they live at home
Smokes?
No
Religion
Christian - Other
Want Children?
No
Drinks?
Occasionally
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