Some of my favorite things......keith stone,making dogs bark, petting stray cats, truck stop mens rooms, following people who have walking farts, sharing needles, scaring birds and small children, paddling little boys, dancing the macarena, acting chinese, midget , zack morris from saved by the bell is my hero, I also enjoy dressing up like batman and climbing on my neighbors house at night, when I was 11 I zipped my in my zipper, and I often publicly masterbate and listen to prince purple rain. I often fantasize about peter pan, and smoke cigarette butts I find on the street. If you like this message me baby!!!
Profession: teach baby birds to fly