ATTN: Shoppers. We are running a special on this nice (if slightly used) model. He is very low maintenance, (although a tune-up every now and then would keep him running smoothly), and comes with a lifetime warranty. Standard equipment comes complete with personality, humor, a big heart and an open mind. He was programmed to work in the journalism field, but found his niche as a sports official. With a wide range of musical taste, he would fit into almost any "scene". With this offer, you will get a person who has been programmed to be a GENTLEMAN, Advanced programming causes him to enjoy intellectual stimuli, not two or three word sentences. This particular model also has the ability to just sit and LISTEN to YOUR feelings, (most inferior models don't), as he has been programmed to truly care about the person he is with. He runs best with non-smokers as smoke will affect his smooth operation and cause the warranty to be void. And what's best about this special you ask?? There is no obligation. If he isn't everything offered,, you can simply return him, no questions asked. Don't delay, this offer won't last long. **Update** I posted this ad a few years ago on another site. I am re-posting it as I was told it was cute and a real attention "getter". The ad is old, but the pictures are current. Since my first post, I married a wonderful lady named Jaci (ounced Jackie). She fell in Dec. 2011 and suffered mive brain injuries. I am only looking for friendship as I am devoted to my wife. She can no longer carry on an in-depth conversation, take walks, play sports, or just about any activity we used to enjoy. ALL I am looking for is someone to hang out and talk with. Maybe play some tennis, sit at a picnic table and swap stories, or just take a walk and enjoy nature. I have a zillion male friends, and cherish their bond, but would like to have some female friends as well. I am NOT trying to "replace" her in any way. Nor am I trying to have a little "side action". I am only trying to forge new friendships and contacts. Also, please don't be afraid to be my friend for fear of falling for me. I have had that excuse sent to me time and time again. Just because you "meet" me on this site, it's no different than if I moved down the street from you and we met. Would you choose not to be a friend just because I was married then? I have my wife's blessing on this (I have no problem with you speaking with and meeting her) because she knows she can trust me....can you?? **One more update** I just had some jerk write me (I did not contact her) and state she felt "sorry for my wife and children" and called me a "bozo". She even had the gall to say "And you call yourself a Christian?" Another told me it was inappropriate for me to try to "cultivate" friendships with women. I guess I'm not allowed to have female friends? I am not doing this lightly. I have discussed it in length with Jaci (who actually made the suggestion). Folks, I am not on this site to cheat on my wife. If I was, I think I'm pretty bad at it as I mentioned her (even gave her name). If I met "you" in church and we became close friends, it would be alright....but if I meet someone on this site, that makes me a terrible person?? I am also not looking to cause any heartache to anyone out there. I am only looking for friends. If you do think of me as a jerk, please move on and don't bother with me. I don't want to seem cold, but I don't care about YOUR opinion. There are some who find what I'm doing honorable. As long as my wife and kids are behind me, I'm content. Thank you....